THE OQUAL CYCLE IS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE 12 MOST POWERFUL LANGUAGES OF THE WORLD
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OQUALISM: THE BIGGEST DISCOVERY OF ALL TIME
Mother Earth's Unloved Oquanian Heartbeat That Humanity Never Knew
Oqualism—the doctrine that embodies the 84-year heartbeat of our solar system with Mother Earth in particular being in the thick of this cosmic symphony.
Oquanivity—the temporal resonant force that acts in an instantaneous-synchronous-and-isotropic manner upon every celestial body in our solar system, including the Sun itself.
Oquadynamics—the mathematical treatment of oquanivity as it pierces through the heart of Mother Earth only to dance with wolves and sheep alike as it humbles every aspect of terrestrial life and human civilization.
Oqual cycle—the quantifiable expression of oquanivity on human civilization, most notably through terrestrial climate and socioeconomics.
Oquanian rhythm—the state of being subjected to oquanivity; synonymous with oquanian wave, oquanian pulse, and oquanian heartbeat.
With the technicalities out of the way, let us get to the crux of oquamatter.
While gravity also acts in an instantaneous-synchronous-and-isotropic manner, what sets oquanivity apart is its temporal nature such that it makes everything on earth and across the rest of our solar system dance to its music in a sinusoidal manner over a period of 84 years.
On a philosophical level, the newly-discovered oquanivity appears to be the missing sister of gravity and magnivity with entropy being their mother—the three sisters are however not created equal: gravity is the attractive one, magnivity the electric one, and oquanivity the rhythmic one.
Here is the kicker: it is oquanivity that you want to date for it is her who takes your breath away, every day and every night, though she always remains invisible so as not to force you to reciprocate and move in lockstep with her—unlike her two nasty sisters hell-bent on taking your agency away, whether you like it or not.
So what oquals?
That the Sun is the orchestrator of our solar orchestra has been common knowledge for centuries.
Yet, no one ever dared to ask how the master of our solarverse keeps track of time.
Thanks to gravity, the Sun can easily drag all the planets along with their baggage with it as it carves out a helical path through the Milky Way.
But, without a clock in one hand, it would be a purposeless blind journey to nowhere.
Time and space indeed go hand in hand—one without the other would lose its purpose.
And you bet: the Sun not only makes the planets go around but it even keeps memory thanks to Uranus acting as its cosmic clock.
By virtue of its ability to broadcast across the entire solarverse over the oquanian wave, Uranus acts much like a clock hand completing one full turn around the Sun once every 84 years.
In doing so, Uranus empowers the Sun in a manner very similar to how the sundial once empowered ancient civilizations to keep track of time.
While the sunlight acts as Earth's zeitgeber and that of other celestial bodies, oquanivity appears to be the Sun's missing zeitgeber.
Only with gravity as its chorometer (or sunstick) and oquanivity as its chronometer (or sunclock) does the Sun truly become both spatially and temporally aware of the full drama unfolding in its celestial theatre: not just everyone's seat number but even their emotions remain an open secret to the master sitting at the helm of Earth's destiny and that of other planets.
Thanks to oqualism having been finally grounded, the astronomers can now comfortably grasp why for example sunspots wax and wane with an 84-year pulse: the Sun indeed keeps time for if it did not, not only sunspots but even crackpots would drift into chaos before too long.
In the grand scheme of oqualism, the discovery of oquanivity will revolutionize physics and astronomy on a scale never known before.
And, so too, oqual cycle will oqualize everything here closer to home on Earth.
Oqualism is indeed the epistemic tsunami that renders discoveries of bygone centuries such as heliocentrism and universal gravitation look like ripples by comparison.
Bienvenue to the biggest discovery of all time: the maiden omnibus that unites the two major kingdoms of knowledge—arts and sciences—under a single banner for the first time ever.
Allahu Akbar.